Posts Tagged ‘why’

ok im in ;)

Back from as always a lovely time in Reading with Engine-Earz Prash n burn who last night got me well and truely hooked on crop circles. Im not going all Robbie Williams here im just very intrigued with all the facts surrounding these huge pieces of art that appear frequently during the summer months every year… (more…)


cant sleep wont sleep

Ok lying in bed wide awake at 4 in the morning for the umpteenth time, i have decided to blog myself to sleep seeing as the 2 prescribed sleeping tablets have done NOTHING except make me yawn but what in the hell to say apart from ‘I WANNA GO TO SLEEP’. How can it be that i feel tired, am yawning my eyes hurt to have them open and yet lying for 3 hours in the dark has not sent me to dreamland. I’ve counted sheep (983), deep breathed, tried meditation techniques blah blah blah blah IM STILL AWAKE! Now im thinking about Freddy Kruger, not entirely sure how he popped into my head but im aware it is not going to help with the whole falling asleep thing…..its sooooo annoying cause im not even anxious or worrying about anything so why the hell wont my brain just let me fall asleep. Could my sleeping pills have been spiked with caffeine? Are they in fact not sleeping pills and just a….dam whats that word….you know the one they call the drug in a drug trial which isnt actually a drug? I dunno but anyway you get my point….is there a disease thats the opposite of narcolepsy? if so i think its a fair to say i most definitely have it! If theres not im offering myself up for research, please someone help me get to sleep!


car crash pr from NIKE!?!?!?!

Whoever is responsible for this awful advert, should be ashamed of themselves. His dead fathers voice and a slow moving close up…tut f**king tut. Can anyone tell me how this relates to him playing golf? Or am i missing the whole double meaning wrapped up in this campaign which looks like it was devised by the evil minds at Prentiss McCabe!


the curious case of my birthday present…

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About a month ago i posted a dilema about trainers, in that there weren’t any good ones out in time for my birthday. One person who answered that post offered to send me a present…obviously i was under the impression that it was going to be a pair of trainers (even though as soon as i thought that i knew i was setting myself up) so imagine my surprise (or not) when i opened up the parcel and found this…

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this happened a year ago?!?!

Sat at christmas dinner last night my primary school friends husband informed me about Joaquin Phoenix and his apparent bout of craziness last year when he announced his retirement from acting to pursue a rapping career. Have i really been that disconnected for a whole 12 months that i couldn’t have heard that the former Leaf Phoenix (did we ever get a reason why he changed his name?) had gone a little bit loco? (more…)


Whats it all a bot?

If you dont know im on twitter quite a lot thanks to the handy IPhone app, where ever when ever whatever im twitting, with some exceptions :P Any ways a few times i’ve had my tweets repeated by automated Twitter accounts due to particular words used in my tweet, i believe they are called bots… (more…)