This has to be the funniest thing ive heard so far in the lead up to the games, Oddbins are launching a ‘marketing counter strike’ aimed at the draconian and quite absurdly harsh Olympic Branding laws which has stopped businesses in the capital and across the nation that aren’t official sponsors profiting from the games, banning the use of words such as “gold”, “Games”, “2012″, “summer” and “London” in any of their promotions. Ridiculous right? So Oddbins is offering a massive 30% discount to any of their customers who kit themselves out in branding rivals to the LOCOG main sponsors. Turn up in a pair of Nike trainers, with a set of Vauxhall car keys, an RBS MasterCard, an iPhone, a bill from British Gas and a receipt for a Pepsi bought at KFC and you will receive 30 per cent off your purchase! (source)
Never really watch TV when im at home, im a believer the box is a form of mind control and was much better back in the day, so i try to keep my box habits to a minimum. I wasnt always this way however since curbing my TV habit i find now that when i sit and idly watch it for too long it makes me ridiculously angry, the adverts talk to me at times like im stupid and theres only a handful of presenters that anyone wants to use that all fit the generic social demographics. Having been down at my sisters for the bank holiday in total relax mode i slipped last night and began channel surfing after Enders (my only one TV weakness) to find something to pass the time until BBC’s new drama Luther (come on Idris Elba how could i say no to that!) and found myself watching Fearne Cotton interviewing Peaches Geldof on ITV2…..i think they were repeating it or something as im sure this series aired ages ago and i purposely missed it, however in holiday mode and in a positive frame of mind i decided to see what all the fuss was about. (more…)
Finally a DOPE video for the ever banging Stupid from Redlight featuring Roses Gabor , vocal doesn’t make me wet but her stance in the video is ridicuolusly cool and its such a heavy track i don’t care and im diggin the UV theme Redlights carried into this video, finally a vision bigger than one single in this uk dance market! Out on Digital Soundboy very soon but i already got the instrumental…hmm me feels a bootleg vocal coming on
I cant even acronym how much im laughing right now. I just wish i had of recorded last night. First time in a while that i’ve been approached in a club by a guy and just my f**king luck that it was a footballer. His opening line ‘Im from London i play football, im in Manchester for the weekend and there’s no brownings...’ BROWNINGS!! lmfao are we in high school? did he actually say that! Not the end of it by far i think in the space of 10minutes he told me he was a footballer over 30 times….unfortunately he apparently plays/played for City…IM A UNITED FAN, double FAIL BRO! Of course not being a bitch i entertained him for a few drinks and then he started stepping in my space dirty dancing style…TRIPLE FAIL…after politely telling him to take his hands off me..ladies you know what came next…’Oh yous a fiesty one i like that!‘ QUADRUPLE FAIL! Im not feisty i have self respect i.e. this is my body you cant touch it with your potential rapist hands even if you are buying us all champagne which we never asked for but you think will impress us and by the way tasted like crap thanks to his incompetent pouring of the delicate fizz! The nails were already firmly hammered in the coffin at the get go however he decided to chain it shut and throw it into the ocean attached to Audi sized lumps of concrete with the question…’so do you like white guys, black guys, asians? Cause i love the brownings….‘ FAIL TO THE POWER OF 5 i told him i like Mongolians, they really get me off…he replied, i shit you not with ‘what you’ve slept with a disabled person..your a freak!‘ F**K ME SIDEWAYS how can you be that f**king stupid!? The crowning moment of the evening though was when he told me and the girl crew to google him (yawn) the first thing that pops up is a wikipedia entry about him blackmailing another footballer over a sex tape that he made! Pure class and evidently perfect material for the England squad….natch.
Im at the Pizza hut, im at the Taco Bell – Im at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell….i wish. Why do they not have Taco Bell in the UK i could murder 2 crunchy tacos, a bean burrito and some cinnamon twists right now, Dam this song is making me hungry. (more…)
Due to a different kind of pigeon in my bank account…and this pigeon is a terrorist! (more…)