Posts Tagged ‘santa’

no ipad no puppy….

YOU DONT LOVE ME and suck because of it….. Wonderful feeling on christmas day thanks to the fabulous Edwards family making me very at home in the countryside however my boxing day blues is slowly setting in as i survey the presents i received this year. Not that im a materialist or was expecting a bounty of booty however its clear you (Santa) dont love me as i didnt even get a whiff of any of my requested gifts. World Peace, free education, a puppy and an Ipad. One out of 4 i could of taken but non?!?! Oh Santa you cruel and twisted figment of Coca Colas imagination, i hope you catch malaria on your holidays and mrs claus doesnt give you any for a year.