Posts Tagged ‘men’

manchester make em dance!

Quiet for a while i know, did you miss me? Kind of lost the need to share stuff since whenever i posted last…but no fear the desire is back and in full effect so lets jump on to the big tune bandwagon of the week…… (more…)

wikipedia confirms blue balls

Im not happy with this at all, i read in Just17 (the 1990′s teenage bible) that it was fictional, you know something a guy said to you to make you think not having sex with him is gonna cause him physical pain…which (even though i haven’t had first hand experience of that line in a while) still sounds f**king stupid! However after it came up in conversation tonight and i (not having any balls, physically of course) still refused to believe that Just17 got it wrong all those years ago Google was consulted which is when i found the horrifying  Wikipedia entry. I still cant believe its true but even Cosmo online has written an article on it, their opening line ‘Blue balls are not just a figment of a male’s imagination or a lame excuse to try and get you in the sack…’ – shut up Cosmo your supposed to be on my side!

My suspicion of this Wikipedia entry (regardless of the numerous other sites detailing this symptom without the slang vernacular) is still there thanks to the small paragraph at the bottom detailing the female equivalent of Blue Balls, which can be known as Blue Walls, Blue Box or Blue Curtains amongst other things…. LMFAO you have got to be kidding me?!?! Blue curtains  a real medical term and i haven’t heard it, i know some of the foulest mouthed people how can this be! Which leads me to my next question, so many ladies must have experienced Blue Curtains for them to coin a term for it, so just who out there has been left with a Blue Box? No disrespect to any fellas out there but ‘clit teaser’ is not a common used phrase for a reason, i never heard ‘No – Wait – Stop’ coming from a bloke…ha ha!

male poledancing…

This fella is quite graceful on the old pole and thankfully he is wearing pyjama bottoms as opposed to a grease stained g-string. However around 2.30mins i couldn’t stop my mind wandering somewhere to a dingy back street strip joint, imagining the kind of women that would be turned on by said a performance to the music in the background…wandering again the music changed to the Weather Girls ‘Its Raining Men’ and i was instantly off put at the thought of this dancers graceful turns and twists being in time to a disco beat and including a few pelvic thrusts. Still this is pretty to watch without clouding your mind with dirty thoughts, thank you Jezebel for the sunday viewing!

men and their music

Some people are impressed by a partners strength, wallet, fashion sense etc. I am a sucker for someones music collection and knowledge. Is it wrong to say that going back to a mans house that has those ikea box shelving units full to the brim with Vinyl actually makes me wet….dont worry it didnt if you had a girlfriend (ah ah ah BURN). I think its the fact that sexy times would always have an awesome soundtrack or at least they would if vinyl could magically turn itself over. Dont get it twisted ladies a DJ is not necessarily a music collector and weirdly enough some of them have no musical knowledge at all….just had to separate myself from them booth bitches as that is not what this is about. (more…)

the codpiece

cameo cod piece

The other week in Vienna doing some youtube djing i came across a classic from back in the day, Word Up from Cameo, watching this video i must say Prince has a lot to answer for with regards to black male pop fashion post 1985…..however he in no way endorsed the Codpiece. (more…)

naked schwäbisch gmünd

Naked in middle

Two Seasons party, 2nd round 21.11.09 I dont know what happened but by the end of the night 70% of the party was topless….im not complaining in fact non of us ladies were! (more…)

Can science make me a male mix please?

I’ve always had a soft spot for Mr Jackman. His metal wolf-like abilities struck a deep chord in me during the X-Men and this week that chord is resonating in full chorus, creating all sorts of weird and wonderful fantasies… (more…)

Male Groupies

Hmmmm do they exist? I mean groupies in the most affectionate way but still, are there men that just want to sleep with women cause they’ve seen them on stage/tv/magazines whatever?


Hanging with boys

Most of my life has been spent hanging out with boys, this is probably due to the fact I’ve been involved in underground music one way or another since I was 14, hanging out in studios and pirate radio stations girls were always the minority… (more…)