Posts Tagged ‘funny’

very cool parents indeed

In honour of the recent passing of MCA,  Beastie Boys’ Adam Yaunch somebodies very cool parents made this.


dickapedia

dickapedia

Are you curious as to whether your such a PHALLUS that someone put your name into the almighty reference known as DICKAPEDIA? Didnt know there was one? Oooo i bet your mad nervous now innit…you dick!


reason number 1

Im off to live in Berlin for two months at the end of summer. I have been threatening to move to Germany since a lying yellow belly put the thought into my loved up head last year….however i have many more actual reasons than that sorry tale, the above being reason number 1 – reality tv is way cooler in Germany!


not good

I dunno whether to laugh or cry at this photo..i mean its awfully sad on so many levels. The stance, the outfit, the shoes, the fact that no one moved her from the side of the stage, the fact that she looks like shes there alone….this is no good. Back to Black was one of the most amazing albums by a female singer songwriter since the Miseducation of Lauryn Hill, Amy is an astonishing artist so why does her record label, family and so called friends allow this foolishness to happen?


c’est orie’blah

Ok i’ve woken up french this morning, im wearing black, being rude and making up my own dialeck du francais, tee hee bon bon. Je pense ( i think) it has something to do with a link i was tweeted this week by London based male slasher Orie. I have no idea who this guy is (his website Bandana-O has nothing but t-shirts on it) or why sacre blur he wanted to send moi a link to his tune up on Youtube called Zonin but he did god bless him le petit follie du jambon and i really couldnt keep this ‘nil pois effort spectacular‘ to myself. Et Voila 100% effort 5% audible enjoyment c’est Orie‘blah avec Zonin…its kind of like a Andre 3000 on Pink and Blue in alot of pain, mixed with my niece at 5 years old repeating made up lyrics for an hour and that dude off youtube who falls out of his underwear on the bed and has shots of him singing dans la douche (any advances?)! Love it, Hate it its out there for your entertainment, PR savvy as well this one tweeting the link to all relevant industry heads (see below) wonder if Dizzee & Jay will be calling him for a tete a tete sometime soon……*slapsmyselfforunoringinalironicclosing*

Orie'blah

(Disclaimer – If you weren’t aware i am not french and cannot speak, or write french with any degree of accuracy, therefore do not waste your time with school teacher corrections on my own made up dialect NB unless they come with free one on one lessons and your names Vincent Cassel ;)


the swagger wagon


Oh god bless America, they really go to town on the whole advertising thing. I found this offering from the ‘Rollin in the Swagger Wagon‘ series by Toyota over on Crunk & Disorderly. ‘Straight owning bake sales, with my cupcake skills’ has to be one of my favourite lines as coincedently im baking today in my new apron. (see separate post )


finally no dicks!

Merton Chat

This has to be the funniest chat roulette video, thanks to @andrea3k for the tweet on this, Merton is the Piano freestyle champion watch.learn.laugh!

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Brushing up on your excuses?

Canal Advert

Quite possibly the best advert in the world…. (more…)


Fake but funny


Long to the short Operation Repo is a show where a fictional repossession team from California re-enact the repossession of vehicles for finance companies. However if this were real ‘ooo!, Wooo!’ *grabs crotch* :) (more…)


International Log x Ren & Stimpy!

Ren & STIMPY

Remember Ren & Stimpy with its cool jazz intro, very adult off the wall scripts and totally bizarre storylines? Man that was some good tv, i hadn’t thought about that show in ages until today. Saw this video International Log and spat my coffee out laughing, so obviously went on a search for more… (more…)


A fishes funeral

OMG i think im gonna die from how cute this little girl is! A scene we’re all very familiar with, well you are if you’ve ever had goldfish esp the variety from traveling fairs which never seem to last longer than a week, the most appropriate send off, the toilet flush but not before some heart felt words from little Maya… (more…)


Militant Black Man Is BACK!!

I love the Militant Black man…not all of them only the one on the TV show Balls of Steel! Holed up in a hotel room and its back on CH4, yay a brand new series and theres no change he is still hilarious. Blackpool, a place where they go and drown black folks! Isle of Wight, an island just for white people on which to vacate….Cancun!?! LMAO oh shit this is like the only thing on the show i laugh at the rest is pish! Heres this weeks episode unbeddable thx to nazitube. The clips above are apparently his best…have to agree, third one in Free Ho’s!! Classic

‘See the plan is the man wants to get rid of the man with the tan with the original plan!’