Yeah its vacuous but i cant help but comment on the real life Twilight drama that has kicked off this week, mostly because its popping up on feeds all over the place. Bella cheated on the vampire with a married man, a director surprisingly….Now cheating is bad in any circumstance but forgive me for thinking its a little more serious if your married and have two kids, so why am i only hearing how she fucked up, Holy Moly says exactly what ive been thinking but way more wittier…
Forgive us for moralising, and all that, but doesn’t it seem like Rupert has gotten off very bloody lightly? K-Stew’s the one getting called a bitch and a slut on Twitter, and possibly having to write a letter of apology to Liberty Ross, because apparently it is a far worse crime to be 22, a bit daft, and cheat on your boyfriend than to be, you know, a married father of two, screwing a girl practically half your age?
Words cannot describe how much i miss Michael Pitt on my small screen after steamrolling through Boardwalk Empire this week, cannot recommend enough. Now please Mr Walburg/Scorsese can you get the second season running so Jimmy can hurry back now ya here Ugh i never wanted someone elses feet so much…..i guess to pass the time ill just have to watch everything he’s ever done since Hedwig…happily bedridden
Keeping in theme i thought we’d head to Italy next by way of New Mexico, Albuquerque to be exact. Breaking Bad watchers might recognize this foreign blur of words from Season 3, for the rest of you this will mean nothing. Gale is idly watering his plants whilst singing along to this fun ditty by an Italian vocal quartet from the 1940s just before the chicken man pays him a visit. So wish i could find a clip of Gale actually singing this from the show but there’s nothing on line and i can’t post it myself as Youtube r straight hating on me after the condom film from the other day…still is a fun listen, especially when the high parts kick in and totally foreign as i cant understand a bloody word, roll on Berlin!
Now when it comes to US dramas series over the past few years I’ve been addicted to them all, and after Heroes took over my life I decided I wasn’t gonna take anything else on but then the writers strike hit and i fell out of love with the TV. Lost doesn’t even register anymore, I ain’t arsed where the f**k Locke went or what the fat bloke isn’t eating, you took way too long with the story telling mate. (more…)