Posts Tagged ‘crazy’

bettys famous lemon vodka

Never been to Poland in my life then over the last month, thanks to DJ Ros, i’ve been twice, not that i really remember much of the last trip. Sunny Sopot the second time round was lost in a haze of boarders and hooch. Not a vodka drinker but a drinker all the same i simply carried on knocking back the little shots of Bettys homemade lemon vodka at our pre-gig party, its bitter sweetness enough to mask just how potent these babies actually were….the last thing i remember was smoking on the balcony a few hours before the gig, then im face down in my hotel room with the sun blazing through my shutters and wondering if the building across the street looked that way yesterday…

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crazy ladies in my dreams

Ok im awake WIDE awake in fact because i had another dream, not nightmare just dream where sleeping was not the main story…i dont usually have such vivid dreams but since i moved to Berlin its like they wont bloody stop. I wonder what it is…the excitement, the change of scenery, visual stimulation, my butch landlords comfy as hell bed  or the massive pillows that seem to be the norm at every place i stay at over here…whatever it is its kinda staring to pee me off somewhat, why cant i dream of lying on a beach lazing in the tropical sun whilst unicorns graze on the dolly mixture sprinkled brown sugar sand, or how about floating on a fluffy cotton candy cloud all snug and asleep whilst 20 yr old male gucci models hover like cupids firing stars over head? No i have to dream of crazy ladies, well their not like banshee crazy just very intent ladies like in the Aphex Twin screaming at the old woman after crawling out of the telly kind of intensity. What is up with this? Ok im going back into to dream land, bitches beware i have cotton wool in my ears!


‘shock’ dancer wins dance competition

I abhor this countrys media  why should i care that Lewis Hamiltons objectified human trophy (Nicole She’s-a-zinger-burger) just won some Tv show in AMerica, not only that what is the point of having a dancer compete against non dancers in a dancing competition, unless the dancer has no limbs its kind of an unfair advantage right? In closing is it such international news that a dancer won a dance competition? I dont think so now get off my telly!

Oh and while we’re on the subject of dancers, whoever gave that guy from Pineapple Studios airtime should be slapped for fuelling draconian tv stereo typing. He may be nice to animals, give to charity and be there for his friends however the brief 20secs of him i caught the other night was horrific!


this happened a year ago?!?!

Sat at christmas dinner last night my primary school friends husband informed me about Joaquin Phoenix and his apparent bout of craziness last year when he announced his retirement from acting to pursue a rapping career. Have i really been that disconnected for a whole 12 months that i couldn’t have heard that the former Leaf Phoenix (did we ever get a reason why he changed his name?) had gone a little bit loco? (more…)