Posts Tagged ‘crap’

quite possibly the worst movie i’ve ever seen

‘A day in the life of Sticky Fingaz’ the title totally sucked me in Sticky was by far my fav of the Onyx, what could be more interesting than seeing 2 hours through his eyes. What wasnt on my copy of the film was marketing spiel ‘The Worlds First Hip-Hop Musical” (surely that was MTV’s Carmen ), as i would have known how WRONG my expectations actually were. Now im probably gonna get alot of stick for this (esp from the likes of the Kersal massive ) but i don’t care how innovative or clever you may think it is to rap an entire movie, let me tell you now, its not. In fact i would go as far as to say it could be used as some form of torture cause last night i seriously lost my mind watching 2 hours of NON STOP terrible rapping from some people that should actually know better….

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Quality Not Quantity…

Mobos Warchild - Fight for best camera angle section!

Mobos was this past week and predictable as ever, loved the location of Glasgow SECC (happy Noisia memories) i mean you can’t get more out of London than that and it was nice to see so many UK acts get awards but really thats what its all about innit, Music Of British/Black Origin…i always get confused since they scratched Drum n Bass! (more…)


Saturday night TV sucks!

Ok im trying to find something to ease me into an early sleep but theres nothing on the TV.  I mean absoloutely nothing….right now im watching James Van Der whatever from Dawsons Creek in a serious film about a Giant Squid?! My other options are more highlights from the Olympics…which i watched all day anyways heavy but overkill, a tribute to Crossroads…hosted by Julian Clary & Fearne Brittain say no more, festival footage from Reading and Leeds (live music is so overated on tv), Sexcetera…im far to horny to watch ugly people be freaky!!

I just want to go sleep with a nice film, interesting doc,  soothing audio…instead im pissed off becase telly is so fucking pants right now. Its Saturday night for god’s sakes, prime TV viewing, no wonder everyone is out binge drinking on the weekends in this country, theres nothing to stay in for  TV SUCKS ON A SATURDAY NIGHT. Heres the piece of poo im watchin disguised as a polished turd of a trailer…

They are now sailing out into the lake to kill the giant squid after it attacked someone on the pier…James has a plan…its so bad….im still watchin, more so cause i cant believe that he wanted to be the lead in this film…Dawsons Creek still gets re-runs right? He must be making change…enough, i would have thought, to say NO to action movies about killer squids. Killer Squids?!?!?! Giant Killer Squids…what the fuck am i watchin…who actually gave this project the green light? The best bit…its classfied as a horror…about a giant killer quid with one eye and its called ‘Eye Of The Beast’

LMFAOROFPML!!