Posts Tagged ‘christmas’

merry christmas x


now we can talk xmas

My worst season of the year, mostly cause its a over hyped heartless feast of commercialism invented by the sugar sweet mixer thats oh so perfect with a rum. No doubt its all about the children but seeing as i dont have any, the Ebeneezer in me just cant help but hatch when confronted with endless buy this to show them you love them adverts EVERYWHERE! Anyhoo not wanting to be a complete grinch seeing as we are finally in the month of December, i thought it fitting to celebrate the first day of this dismal month with a little dnb christmas cheer (as there seems to be such a thing) courtesy of Spor. Yeah who would of thought he was all festive and shiney like a snow frosted bauble!? Oh and to my neighbors who had the full lights and moving reindeers up on the 7th of November, your carbon footprint for the sake of poor local entertainment disgusts me ;P


Are you feeling the christmas vibrations?

With Playstation controls....

With Playstation controls....

How is this like a mouth?

How is this like a mouth?

Travel companion!

Travel companion!

Boycotting Christmas this year coupled with being happily single i will not be privy to the partner present buying trends of 2008…last year lovers in London bought iPods, Clothes, books, Vinyl and pens for each other. They were nice but nothing compared to 2009′s favourite ‘stocking fillers’ that im sadly missing out on this year! It seems vibrators, that is luxury, custom made and rechargable vibrators are flying off the shelf quicker than the pounds going down! Compatible with as many house hold items as you wish and available in a range of colors, shapes, sizes, textures and of course price range the list is endless! Now being a woman has always had the pitfall of having too many choices, but for instances like shoes, bags, jewellery and now vibrators it aint such a bad thing. Recommendations from proud present buyers and friends on ichat this week are the Lelo and Sasi (which is said to simulate oral stimulation, erm if this is true expect these to be sold out!!), or the travel friendly Ohmibod. So fellas if your stuck on what to buy your beloved this chrimbo, give her something to get stuck on instead…tee hee, oh but make sure its luxury, that means Anne Summers does not count :P