Posts Tagged ‘book’

sex in a canoe?

I have to give my Lady Lina ultimate props for this post as it was her good self that put me onto David Sedaris. Back in Berlin during one of our many sessions she lent me his book Holidays on Ice which had me laughing out loud on public transport, simply genius observations perfect for the festive season! As soon as i had finished i wanted more and headed to the nearest book shop to get my fix,  ’When your engulfed in flames‘ was even better than the first and again i LOL’d my ass off all over South America usually at 36,000 ft. (more…)


Eat, Pray, Love – Elizabeth Gilbert

Sams holiday read is ‘Eat, Pray, Love‘.
How true so much of it is…

On Soul Mates

Elizabeth
I think the reason its so hard for me to get over this guy is cause i believed he was my soulmate

Richard
He probably was, your problem is you don’t understand what that word means. People think your soul mate is the perfect fit and that’s what everyone wants but a true soulmate is a mirror.
The person who shows you everything that’s holding you back, the person that brings to you your own attention so you can change your life. A true soulmate is probably the most important person you’ll ever meet cause they tear down your walls and smack you awake but to live with a soul mate forever, nah its too painful.
Soulmates they come into your life just to reveal another layer of yourself to you and then they leave and thank god for it, your problem is you just cant let this one go! Its over, his purpose was to shake you up, tear apart your ego show you your obstacles and addictions, break your heart open so new light could get in, make you so desperate and out of control that you had to transform your life then introduce you to your spiritual master and beat it!

Too true Betty Boo! Jenna Ration G


How i became Dame Black Fist…

 

This afternoon whilst being given a grand tour of Solomon’s Flashdance fantasy i found this book resting in the forgotten clutter. 4 hours later and its still the main topic of conversation out lasting Trinity’s new t-shirt, Siobhan’s defiance to return to work and the new book store dedicated solely to films. ‘How to be a Villain’ does exactly what is says on the front, contains many a funny paragraph thanks to the wit of Neil Zawacki and is the perfect companion in your quest for world domination. So lets start at beginning, once you’ve read the exact definition of evil (cause thats what villains are) you can then use the name Jennarator to Jennarate a name that will send fear through the hearts of any random stranger. Pick a title from the first column in the picture above then add another from 2 or 3 or both if your feeling frisky, whats ya mother f***ing name? And is it any match for Dame Black Fist, lets wait and see….