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wikipedia confirms blue balls

Im not happy with this at all, i read in Just17 (the 1990′s teenage bible) that it was fictional, you know something a guy said to you to make you think not having sex with him is gonna cause him physical pain…which (even though i haven’t had first hand experience of that line in a while) still sounds f**king stupid! However after it came up in conversation tonight and i (not having any balls, physically of course) still refused to believe that Just17 got it wrong all those years ago Google was consulted which is when i found the horrifying  Wikipedia entry. I still cant believe its true but even Cosmo online has written an article on it, their opening line ‘Blue balls are not just a figment of a male’s imagination or a lame excuse to try and get you in the sack…’ – shut up Cosmo your supposed to be on my side!

My suspicion of this Wikipedia entry (regardless of the numerous other sites detailing this symptom without the slang vernacular) is still there thanks to the small paragraph at the bottom detailing the female equivalent of Blue Balls, which can be known as Blue Walls, Blue Box or Blue Curtains amongst other things…. LMFAO you have got to be kidding me?!?! Blue curtains  a real medical term and i haven’t heard it, i know some of the foulest mouthed people how can this be! Which leads me to my next question, so many ladies must have experienced Blue Curtains for them to coin a term for it, so just who out there has been left with a Blue Box? No disrespect to any fellas out there but ‘clit teaser’ is not a common used phrase for a reason, i never heard ‘No – Wait – Stop’ coming from a bloke…ha ha!