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twas a wonderful night :)

RIOT JAZZ Vs. Hit & Run from Dr. Treehorn on Vimeo.

Just seen the video from the last time the Riot Jazz boys and i played together in Manchester….mind out of the gutter people im talking music! Made by the fabulous Dr Treehorn and starring the raving masses that always make Riot Jazz such a special night. Shouts as always to Axel & Tom, True Tiger, Chunky, Strategy, Rich Reason (playing the trumpet very well at the end) and of course Misell my bell. Do ya self a favor if your new in town, get to know Riot Jazz, an ill see ya down the front when im back!


cassel does ballet, yes please

Just heard about the film Black Swan which looks amazing from this trailer. Starring Vincent Cassel as a ballet director and Natalie Portman as a ballet dancer (beware boys shes does the splits) i think its fair to say theres a lil something for everyone in this psychological thriller. Already being touted as one of next years big Oscar movies with Portmans performance sure to get her a much deserved gold man for her mantle, i cant wait to see this at the cinema when it comes out in the UK next year…..*jaw drops* dam thats a long way away, wish i was going to the Venice Film festival, Black Swan will be opening the whole shindig with its world premiere there in September….how far away is Venice from Sardinia…could i nick a boat and sail there? lol


die da, die da, die da oder die da?!?

I’d told you we’d get to Germany by the end of the day. This is the only German song i can confidently sing along with and still not really know what the hell im saying…lets hope its still big in the karaoke bars in Berlin else ill be stuck with Hasslehoff covers on a drunk night out ;) Dam this song was massive though back in the day, i remember it was always on MTV over here in the UK like 90 erm something or other, oh and there was that french guy too, what was his name again…….. ah Fabe im thinking i have to have french hip hop day at some point, that album was one of my favs back in the day, Detournement De Son!


digital camera barbie!?!

Canon 7D vs. Barbie Video Girl from Brandon Bloch on Vimeo.

I want one NOW. I don’t need this video to convince me how awesome it is in comparison to my digital SLR! Ghostly hands in every shot and hot shoes, note thats 2 and not 1 hot shoe…lmao!


high fidelity spoof (genius tour advert)

Dan le Sac, Scroobius Pip, Riz MC and Nick Frost all in this wonderful High Fidelity Spoof (if you havent seen that film, why are your reading this blog…go now), the wonders of a great idea executed to perfection….could there be an English version in the making…i’d watch it and im not really a Scroob fan, if you are though tour kicks off in October, dates in the film above.


idris can ‘taker’ me anywhere he likes

Stringer Bell, Jon Luther, Driis, Senor Elba what ever you wanna be called im ready and waiting for ya! Been missing this guy like cook food since Luther finished on BBC earlier this year, was such a dope drama series gutted to have to wait over a year for part 2! Anyways in the meantime i can get my Idris Elba fix with this weeks (USA) release of the long awaited Takers. Starring far to many men that would get it to mention them all and Chris Brown im sure you’ll be hearing about this one soon enough, set for UK release on 1st Oct, its gonna be the big date movie for Autumn (action for the guys and guys for the gurls, lol) that is if it doesn’t bomb in the states first, (fingers crossed) the release date has been put back enough times! Fancy being on the official movie mixtape? Time is ticking as the final day to submit entries is this week, watch the ever so slightly awkward vid after the jump for more info ;) (more…)


walkman vs hoover

Stuff vs Stuff ‘Walkman vs Hoover’ from Sumo Science on Vimeo.

To celebrate the end of not being able to hoover the house for a month, thank to my Dyson blowing up and having to wait for the insurance to kick it, i give you a brilliant Stuff vs Stuff battle from Sumo Science, WalkMAN vs Hoover (get it!?!). My carpet would also like to thank the Dyson man and his traveling mat for fixing my machine so fast!


stop for 4 mins

Breathe it in, then go about your day…


two weeks to go…

snb2

Wow time is flying like mythical pigs round here and the official end to my summer is drawing closer and closer, Sun & Bass 2010! Im so excited that i’d thought i’d remind myself of whats in store by watching this short film from last years festivities hosted by Bailey! If you haven’t got your ticket yet and are still in need of a festival fix, it aint to late to get your sh*t together and go, see you on the beach bee-yatches!

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perfect sunshine music :)


Had to give this a spin today after hearing another dastardly duo track kick off Benji Bs show on 1xtra last night, its just perfect sunshine music. If you havent heard this absolute gem from Zed Bias and Omar prepare to have your ears audibly seduced. Single Special is out 13th September on Tru Thoughts spread the word whilst making babies to the music ;)


reason number 2

Berlin two months lets do it, another amazing inspiration to go German…their adverts are better!


call me Aunt Jemima

Whoever made this is in my top ten favourite people right now, Im loving being a big black singing mama in this official video for mine and Netskys collab, Moving with You!


will this be a hit?


If it is Dappy from N-Dubz will be screwing…why didnt he think of sampling Mungo Jerry, it is his Uncle after all.


reason number 1

Im off to live in Berlin for two months at the end of summer. I have been threatening to move to Germany since a lying yellow belly put the thought into my loved up head last year….however i have many more actual reasons than that sorry tale, the above being reason number 1 -- reality tv is way cooler in Germany!


why people hate people with iphones

More hilarity from Mr Maupin, check out the followup for this video here.


Brian Maupin is killing me

I simply cross-referenced your interests on Facebook, checked your favorite hobbies on MySpace, researched your work history on LinkedIn, read your personal diary on Xanga, and then broke into your house in the middle of the night and videotaped you and your wife making love.

LMFAO this is great, even better is the fact the guy who made them got suspended from his job at Best Buy only to be reinstated when his videos caught the eye of Paramount Pictures….obviously he didn’t go back to Best Buy!


solid potato salad

What, why, when and who? You might ask after watching this routine….dam i cant even touch me toes (only joking)! Answers after the jump, big up my crazy s&b girl Pippi for this link  :)

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N’fa – cause n effect ep

Last year or even longer ago i blog about two model Aussies i’d befriend whilst downunder called the Dreamkatchers, one of those gorgeously talented guys ;) N’fa has now gone solo, moved to the UK and this month released his first EP, Cause an Effect. The video (above) was the directed by the late Heath Ledgar (a boyhood friend of N’fa, i was in the wrong class) and the EP on Itunes includes 5 remixes and the video for a bargin £1.79…so what are you waiting for? Go get it!


lets hear it for Newport!


LMFAO Luke Unabomber twitters some funny ish!


when i lived alone….

I would often do the house work in my under wear,  colour matched headscarf & heels. This must be the reason my house is a mess since Nick moved in…. ;P


my kind of porn

Another video from last night at the casa del riot….lmfao Floop, floopy floop!


BP & the coffee spill

Spent last night with the Riot Jazz lads watching them organize their uber experience at this years Kendal Calling , in between watching them work and eating pizza they showed me some funny ass videos…this is the first :)


bunches kicks ass


Hurt Less – The Qemists

THE QEMISTS | MySpace Music Videos

New promo video for Hurt Less by The Qemists ft my Mancunian self went up on Myspace today, love that i knew nothing about it….those guys are always surprising me, they know i love em and this track to death ;) Album ‘Spirit In The system’ is out in August.

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baby im yours

Breakbot – Baby I’m Yours (feat. Irfane) – HD from Ed Banger Records on Vimeo.

OOooo the sun is shining and happy soul clappy future boogie songs are on my itunes! Breakbot – Baby Im Yours (ft Irfane) on Ed Banger Records, im luvin it, luvin it, luvin it im luvin like a garage MC loves Greek holiday resorts! Especially the process on the vocals, i cant even put into words how satisfying it is to my ears! Release info and links below!

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