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kraak, smaak & sex education….

This is how that birds and bees talk should run!


die da, die da, die da oder die da?!?

I’d told you we’d get to Germany by the end of the day. This is the only German song i can confidently sing along with and still not really know what the hell im saying…lets hope its still big in the karaoke bars in Berlin else ill be stuck with Hasslehoff covers on a drunk night out ;) Dam this song was massive though back in the day, i remember it was always on MTV over here in the UK like 90 erm something or other, oh and there was that french guy too, what was his name again…….. ah Fabe im thinking i have to have french hip hop day at some point, that album was one of my favs back in the day, Detournement De Son!


yes mista french man whatever you say!

Saian Supa Crew are the dope shit, (though im by far superior on the playstation, Glasto ‘03 FACT) if you dont know about them then please get to know,  they have been tearing up microphones for at least 12 years that i know of and have consistently kept me captivated without having had a single idea of what their on about. I think that’s the test of a good rapper, if you don’t even understand the language he’s speaking but the flow is still dope enough to keep your attention. In fact with some of the ish these rappers are calling lyrics nowadays it would be a  blessing to not have to understand whats being said…i wonder if Tinchy knows french? Anyhoo this song is ridiculous and has been in my top 10 sexy hip-hop tunes since i first heard it way back when, so many sounds, instruments, vocal tones, its just straight butter….makes me want to dance around in my underwear in front of curtainless windows with a soft light on at night, ‘ahoy there neighbor!’


do vegetables have their own language?

Or do they only make beautiful music when blown into by a human? hmmmmm only one way to find out, pass me a leek please. Oh wait, hold that vegetable i can just watch this instead ;)


so thats what gale was singing

Keeping in theme i thought we’d head to Italy next by way of New Mexico, Albuquerque to be exact. Breaking Bad watchers might recognize this foreign blur of words from Season 3, for the rest of you this will mean nothing. Gale is idly watering his plants whilst singing along to this fun ditty by an Italian vocal quartet from the 1940s just before the chicken man pays him a visit. So wish i could find a clip of Gale actually singing this from the show but there’s nothing on line and i can’t post it myself as Youtube r straight hating on me after the condom film from the other day…still is a fun listen, especially when the high parts kick in and totally foreign as i cant understand a bloody word, roll on Berlin!


whiskey cola

Some where in the world its drinking time ;)
Yay i did it with less than 3 wks to go and under £200 to spare when i land i have got myself a flat in Berlin for my two months visit! It couldn’t be more perfect, cheap gorgeous, round the corner from my long time friends, graffiti in the stairwells and has a cafe downstairs, das is gut!! To celebrate im blogging foreign stuff all day, i want to get in the mode of not understanding anything around me apart from the odd word…like ‘Whiskey Cola’.

Yeah i know the video is not German but ill get to that by the end of the day!


high fidelity spoof (genius tour advert)

Dan le Sac, Scroobius Pip, Riz MC and Nick Frost all in this wonderful High Fidelity Spoof (if you havent seen that film, why are your reading this blog…go now), the wonders of a great idea executed to perfection….could there be an English version in the making…i’d watch it and im not really a Scroob fan, if you are though tour kicks off in October, dates in the film above.


wake n bake :)

As i cannot actually partake in this fabulous morning activity (wheres a weed dealing boyfriend when you need one?) im listening to this, which makes it sound like i am high. Byron & Onra -- Blue Berry Weed ft a rather subdued Isis from Thunderheist, luv ya twig gurl x


sun & bass dj comp mixes – mike:l

Its rained all day in Manchester, ALL BLOODY DAY! Summer is well and truely over people, but instead of weeping and getting those tears mixed up in the rain let this mix of warm audio melt through your speakers courtesy of Mike:L one of the entrants to S&B ’s DJ comp…the winner is announced this weekend, good luck ya’ll!


the peace has been disturb

Itunes shuffle i salute you for waking me from my Bjork induced daydream with this.


receipe for single adult life

Dashing down perfectly good looking gurls for the sake of a hook is a recipe for single adult life, and a sign of some much more deep rooted issues, judging by the looks of the hotel room he’s already doing a Lenny (not a good role model bruv)! Either way like most inane misogynistic UK funky tracks this one is set to be big after a proper bashing over the summer, PA’s across the holiday island network had all the gurls singing along to it…oh how very empowering, just remember you were all about getting ‘dashed down’ before he refused to pay for your taxi home after kicking you out of his Premier Inn hotel room ;) Mr M is set for big things if the youtube hits on this video are anything to go by, i wish him the most amount of sexcess and hopefully no STDs, cause then he’d be ‘Rashed Out’…tee hee ;)


new tune out soon….


Artwork by Mark Trashynsky is finished for my feature with Mutated Forms….some people say we look like the Ghostbusters in this pic…just who in the Ghostbusters had an afro, the black guy had a skiffle mate! Anyways the single was written early this year and based on the thought process after an unknown goodbye, ‘Last Time‘ is out very soon on Allsorts, shouts to Crissy Criss for the support and of course the Mutated Lads, cant wait to work with ya’ll again  :)


sun & bass competition mixes – edanuk

Im thinking this year theres gonna be alot of sick house parties in San Teodoro this September judging by some of these DJ mixes from festival goers hoping to win a set at this years Sun & Bass. Theres enough entries to give me a daily fix until the off lets hope there all as good as this from EdanUK, i can almost feel the sun coming through my speakers on this selection perfect for getting reayd after a day at the beach :)


brand new mix

janet what have you  copy

Made in my frontroom with nothing more than a bottle of wine and a hard drive of recent downloads i give to you FR07 – What have you downloaded lately. Packed full of weird and wonderful tunes which arent that new as i made this in June but does include this years releases from myself alongside Netsky, Kabuki & Mutated Forms and tracks from Spor , Roska, MJ Cole, Rout, Zed Bias , Swede:art, Crossover, Moloko, Onra and loads more! To listen.like.share click on the player in the sidebar or follow the link in the picture above , enjoy :)


sun & bass competition mixes – outline

The competition has closed to win a set at this years Sun & Bass festival in Sardinia however the mixes are still up online for your listening pleasure, today i’ve been enjoying Outlines upload at full blast and if you like laid back breaks and beats i think you should do the same too ;)


im taking you out bitch!

And i dont mean to a movie! OOoooh it only took a year to make but this video was so worth the wait, witness men turn to women, flutes as weapons, Huw Stephens and me acting aggy (once again) and being dragged out of a club in this video for Fray from Nerm & D-Code ft Orifice Vulgatron (Foreign Beggars).

Remix from NSG can be found here Fray is the next single from the album Phasmatis In Machina!


(rhyme fest!) new jayou – unto you

Ok im not trying to brain wash you or anything this song actually fits in nicely with the last post getting you in the mood for next weeks Urban Nerd vs Bigger than Barry warehouse party. Its a new track from Jayou who is part of next weeks bass heavy Carnival Warm Up  line up, if you like you can catch down Hewitt St next Saturday night…ooo errr missus! lol ;)

Jayou – Unto Others by JAYOU


carnival urban nerds style!

Urban Nerds Carnival Special

Wow is the end of summer so nigh? It must be if carnival is rolling round next weekend! So many parties, so many DJ’s, so many acts but where to go, who to see and what to spend ya hard earned cash money on? Well heres a little sweetner from the Urban Nerd boys in preparation for their big Carnival knees up in that infamous warehouse out East, that might just swing the almighty decision in their favour! Trouble and Bass boys Supra1 have put together a SICK mix ahead of their set at the Urban Nerds vs Bigger than Barry Carnival Special, its free to download in just about every format so click the tracklist after the jump to get your digital mitts on it and get ready people for the ultimate Carnival warm up next Saturday the 28th August @ The Hewitt ST Car Park, Urban Nerd style ;) For tickets link click on Back of Flyer with the ridiculous line up….. (more…)


r-r-r-REMIX!

Absolutely loving this remix, and if you do to then you can go buy it TODAY as the whole single package is up and online at Hospital Records. Dont aim me for it, buy it support the cause like Shy FX did with DJ Fresh…. (more…)


‘talk, so serious’

Baby i dont know what i should do.

You sure make me feel like loving you…


tease me tease me tease me baby!

Ha ha its going off to night in Brighton for the 90’s massive, Chaka Demus and Pliers are at Concorde and me and my sister have been practicing our bogle all week for the front row! I cant believe some people have never heard this song before…for everyone else may the weekend begin with this dancehall (pop) classic ribbed for the wickedest ride ;)


warrior souls!

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London got Blitzkrieg’d this week by my brother from another mother Kabuki promoting his excellent new album Warrior Soul. He passed through DNB TVKool FMSwerve and the hallowed halls of 1Xtra click the links to listen back to him and Bailey chew the fat over the airwaves, twas a very nice show indeed. Watch out for me and Kabuki playing in Romania, Serbia (hopefully) and Japan later on in the year. Shouts to the online crew in Yalding for the pics, ya large ;) (more…)


justify my love

Madonna justify

Early morning dream…

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will this be a hit?


If it is Dappy from N-Dubz will be screwing…why didnt he think of sampling Mungo Jerry, it is his Uncle after all.