blues in the kitchen
Every time im at my sisters we always have a time travel session usually back to the late 80′s early 90′s, this evening is no different. Big tunes getting drawn in the kitchen and old skool steps getting thrown down on the linoleum! What you know bout Joyce Sims?
entertainment from the box of mind control
Ok TV is the devil i know this but my question is does it count when you watch it at your own leisure on the internet and not at scheduled times? Im saying no it doesnt and thats why im about to gush over 2 new programmes that defo deserve a mention. First up The Walking Dead, Zombie drama series set in the US but featuring UK actors, is that a tax break? Whatever im feeling it immensely, the Zombies are to my liking they fit the handbook rule of the walking dead, no intelligence and slightly slow on their feet but fantastically gruesome.
sex in a canoe?
I have to give my Lady Lina ultimate props for this post as it was her good self that put me onto David Sedaris. Back in Berlin during one of our many sessions she lent me his book Holidays on Ice which had me laughing out loud on public transport, simply genius observations perfect for the festive season! As soon as i had finished i wanted more and headed to the nearest book shop to get my fix, ’When your engulfed in flames‘ was even better than the first and again i LOL’d my ass off all over South America usually at 36,000 ft. (more…)
so many films so little time
Over the past 2 weeks i have watched a considerable amount of films, travelling an all you kinda clock up the movie hours. To be honest i watch a lot of films in general when i cant sleep wont sleep much like last night or this morning or whenever it was i woke up and couldnt get back to sleep and found myself watching Vampires Suck, it being the only thing left on my hard drive i hadnt seen. For those that dont know its a parody of the Twilight films, maybe came out this year, i dont know, nor do i recall why its on my hard drive but any ways… (more…)
who are you?
One thing that always baffles me about gigs i do is the amount of pictures/videos people look like their taking. What happens to them afterwards, i always wonder, as only a handful trickle down through facebook and the like. In particular my past tour in South America had the most amount of people in all 5 gigs waving cameras in the air (or standing still whilst achieve perfect framing) whilst i was performing…my questions is where did all the evidence go? In particular i request the help of my Santiago homies to find the Photographer (or videographer as he is in the above shot) with the red jumper and black A’s hat in the centre of the above picture, taken by Manuel de Fierro at Caja De Ritmos.. he was taking pictures of me at the sound check and then through out the night, very curious as to what exactly he was doing…. Any way easier to find and with awesome results i must link up the rest of the galleries from the people who took the time to upload their shots of all the action, Fede Welbe @ +160, Black Magic Sounds Venezuela and of course all the Sub Grave Sao Paulo crew 
remembering berlin
Its cold there, probably colder than it is in Manchester right now but i still miss it and all its little surprises 
now we can talk xmas
My worst season of the year, mostly cause its a over hyped heartless feast of commercialism invented by the sugar sweet mixer thats oh so perfect with a rum. No doubt its all about the children but seeing as i dont have any, the Ebeneezer in me just cant help but hatch when confronted with endless buy this to show them you love them adverts EVERYWHERE! Anyhoo not wanting to be a complete grinch seeing as we are finally in the month of December, i thought it fitting to celebrate the first day of this dismal month with a little dnb christmas cheer (as there seems to be such a thing) courtesy of Spor. Yeah who would of thought he was all festive and shiney like a snow frosted bauble!? Oh and to my neighbors who had the full lights and moving reindeers up on the 7th of November, your carbon footprint for the sake of poor local entertainment disgusts me ;P
sick chirpse = blog luv
Oh how i wish someone would have a sick chirspe then maybe a part of me wouldnt be so barren – erm i mean dateless. Anyhoo whilst i wait for the real thing i can get my kicks at the above blog from Saturdays host with the most Check it fo’ yoself before you wreck yo’self fool 
spot the raver!
Official Video for Shy FX – Raver which features Kano, Donaeo & Roses Gabor is like a UK music ‘Wheres Waldo?‘ just watched it over on Musicologymag.com where they spotted Skream, Benga, Chase & Status, Breakage, Stamina MC, Skibadee, Mz Bratt, Newham Generals, Leo Greenslade, Goldie, Plan B, and Toddla T up in the video. Which means they missed ….. (more…)
tomorrow in manchester @ miami
Just like Will Smith im going to Miami and without the US customs hassle ;0) First solo gig in Manchester for a while, big thanks to Jayou for getting me down tomorrow night alongside DARK SKY, INDRA and the man himself JAYOU! Come check out my live show which includes brand new tracks from the forthcoming album….tee hee hope to see ya’ll front and centre at SoundControl tomorrow night x
south america so far….
Im knackered but wide awake with nervous energy, kinda how i’ve been feeling since landing on this awesome continent Monday morning. Straight to the beach with Omar from the airport through the worl of Caracas traffic via Valencia to make my yearly pilgrimage to Maracoy where one day i hope to own a house with a boat, (somewhere in the distance of the above picture) your all welcome to visit and we can spend the days cruising round the islands stopping off at the most secluded beaches eating areapas with cheese and drinking beer in the sun! BLISS just remember the mosi repellant and rizla! (more…)
long distance lover
According to the Babelands Briefs email i found in my inbox this morning, the above is better than chocolate and the answer to a sizzling long distance romance. Personally this news has come a little to late in the day however it seems you can hook this up to your Skype and it will react to the sound of your lovers voice, you can also plug it into your music player to be fondled by the bass n drums in ya playlist, ha haha. This is a feature i’ve heard of before, so i dont know why the whole addition of its Skype compatibility makes me feel uncomfortable about the whole thing….any one out there agree/disagree, gonna get it/already has it to end the long distance agony?
laundry day <3
60,000 people, 400 acts in just one day. The Belgians don’t do things by half! Laundry Day at the beginning of September was the perfect way to kick off a month of adventures, all thanks to the terrific two Murdock & Netsky for getting me over there again, was a pleasure and always a joy!
crazy ladies in my dreams
Ok im awake WIDE awake in fact because i had another dream, not nightmare just dream where sleeping was not the main story…i dont usually have such vivid dreams but since i moved to Berlin its like they wont bloody stop. I wonder what it is…the excitement, the change of scenery, visual stimulation, my butch landlords comfy as hell bed or the massive pillows that seem to be the norm at every place i stay at over here…whatever it is its kinda staring to pee me off somewhat, why cant i dream of lying on a beach lazing in the tropical sun whilst unicorns graze on the dolly mixture sprinkled brown sugar sand, or how about floating on a fluffy cotton candy cloud all snug and asleep whilst 20 yr old male gucci models hover like cupids firing stars over head? No i have to dream of crazy ladies, well their not like banshee crazy just very intent ladies like in the Aphex Twin screaming at the old woman after crawling out of the telly kind of intensity. What is up with this? Ok im going back into to dream land, bitches beware i have cotton wool in my ears!
serious sun and bass hangover
It was a week and a day ago that i left the lovely island of Sardinia, the end to my Sun and Bass bliss. many a thing has happened since then, many fun and wonderful things in fact but its only now, today that im finally shaking my S&B hangover. Back to work i must go, i am not on holiday any longer…oh but for that wonderful week that we all were…big thanks as always to Stefano and crew for the stella shenanigans and gracious hosting, all bar staff and security at Ambra Day, Night and down the beach, you kept us all liquored up nicely
3,2,1 im gone ;)
So long, adieu goodbye my lovelies i have gone to further shores…ok im only in Belgium today but tomorrow ill be even further and then a week from now ill be in Berlin, not touching UK soil til Oct 4th, i can feel you miss me already as much as i miss you X
dickapedia
Are you curious as to whether your such a PHALLUS that someone put your name into the almighty reference known as DICKAPEDIA? Didnt know there was one? Oooo i bet your mad nervous now innit…you dick!
boys and their toys
I still cant stop laughing at this video…the opening superimposing is genius and for just 85K you too could glide through the water like a shark in your very own Seabreacher. Lmao such a macho name ‘i wish to breach the sea, i need a Seabreacher!’ Boys and their toys eh? Still wouldn’t say no if someone offered me a go, would have to be the yellow one though so, as the Seabreachers number on fan put it, i could look like an aquatic banana.
the eternal fly……
Saw this in the news yeaterday made me smile, Yasuhiro Suzukis’ Zip Boat…the seas like a huge pair of jeans!
safe sex fail!
SHould’ve worn a condom
Uploaded by getsplenty. – Watch feature films and entire TV shows.
Stoner movies are the greatest 2nd is French, then Swedish (i just watched GWDT, insanely brilliant) and then action movies which encompass all types of fighting and shoot em ups, explosions and blood spouting galore! However concerning my numero uno film category i have share with you a scene thats has been making me piss myself laughing daily since re watching the movie Grandmas Boy last week. Oh the bliss of loosing your v’s mixed up with the medical responsibilities of sex, Word Up!
walkman vs hoover
Stuff vs Stuff ‘Walkman vs Hoover’ from Sumo Science on Vimeo.
To celebrate the end of not being able to hoover the house for a month, thank to my Dyson blowing up and having to wait for the insurance to kick it, i give you a brilliant Stuff vs Stuff battle from Sumo Science, WalkMAN vs Hoover (get it!?!). My carpet would also like to thank the Dyson man and his traveling mat for fixing my machine so fast!
jesus & harry potter at mosside carnival
A week back today i was at Alexandra Park in Manchester enjoying the Mosside Carnival, the first time i’d been there in over 12 years! Shocked as i was to see Jesus and Harry Potter there i was even more surprised by the beautiful weather and rather pleasent crowd of all ages, creeds and cultures peacefully enjoying the some what community lead entertainment and tasty but pricey food. Snap happy as always here some pics from a very fun sunday… (more…)
