Life & Love

crazy ladies in my dreams

Ok im awake WIDE awake in fact because i had another dream, not nightmare just dream where sleeping was not the main story…i dont usually have such vivid dreams but since i moved to Berlin its like they wont bloody stop. I wonder what it is…the excitement, the change of scenery, visual stimulation, my butch landlords comfy as hell bed  or the massive pillows that seem to be the norm at every place i stay at over here…whatever it is its kinda staring to pee me off somewhat, why cant i dream of lying on a beach lazing in the tropical sun whilst unicorns graze on the dolly mixture sprinkled brown sugar sand, or how about floating on a fluffy cotton candy cloud all snug and asleep whilst 20 yr old male gucci models hover like cupids firing stars over head? No i have to dream of crazy ladies, well their not like banshee crazy just very intent ladies like in the Aphex Twin screaming at the old woman after crawling out of the telly kind of intensity. What is up with this? Ok im going back into to dream land, bitches beware i have cotton wool in my ears!


serious sun and bass hangover

I luv sun and bass

It was a week and a day ago that i left the lovely island of Sardinia, the end to my Sun and Bass bliss. many a thing has happened since then, many fun and wonderful things in fact but its only now, today that im finally shaking my S&B hangover. Back to work i must go, i am not on holiday any longer…oh but for that wonderful week that we all were…big thanks as always to Stefano and crew for the stella shenanigans and gracious hosting, all bar staff and security at Ambra Day, Night and down the beach, you kept us all liquored up nicely ;)

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3,2,1 im gone ;)

So long, adieu goodbye my lovelies i have gone to further shores…ok im only in Belgium  today but tomorrow ill be even further and then a week from now ill be in Berlin, not touching UK soil til Oct 4th, i can feel you miss me already as much as i miss you X


dickapedia

dickapedia

Are you curious as to whether your such a PHALLUS that someone put your name into the almighty reference known as DICKAPEDIA? Didnt know there was one? Oooo i bet your mad nervous now innit…you dick!


boys and their toys

I still cant stop laughing at this video…the opening superimposing is genius and for just 85K you too could glide through the water like a shark in your very own Seabreacher. Lmao such a macho name ‘i wish to breach the sea, i need a Seabreacher!’ Boys and their toys eh? Still wouldn’t say no if someone offered me a go, would have to be the yellow one though so, as the Seabreachers number on fan  put it, i could look like an aquatic banana.


the eternal fly……

Saw this in the news yeaterday made me smile, Yasuhiro Suzukis’ Zip Boat…the seas like a huge pair of jeans!


safe sex fail!


SHould’ve worn a condom
Uploaded by getsplenty. – Watch feature films and entire TV shows.

Stoner movies are the greatest 2nd is French, then Swedish (i just watched GWDT, insanely brilliant) and then action movies which encompass all types of fighting and shoot em ups, explosions and blood spouting galore! However concerning my numero uno film category i have share with you a scene thats has been making me piss myself laughing daily since re watching the movie Grandmas Boy last week. Oh the bliss of loosing your v’s mixed up with the medical responsibilities of sex, Word Up!


walkman vs hoover

Stuff vs Stuff ‘Walkman vs Hoover’ from Sumo Science on Vimeo.

To celebrate the end of not being able to hoover the house for a month, thank to my Dyson blowing up and having to wait for the insurance to kick it, i give you a brilliant Stuff vs Stuff battle from Sumo Science, WalkMAN vs Hoover (get it!?!). My carpet would also like to thank the Dyson man and his traveling mat for fixing my machine so fast!


jesus & harry potter at mosside carnival

Carnival Jesus & Harry potter

A week back today i was at Alexandra Park in Manchester enjoying the Mosside Carnival,  the first time i’d been there in over 12 years! Shocked as i was to see Jesus and Harry Potter there i was even more surprised by the beautiful weather and rather pleasent crowd of all ages, creeds and cultures peacefully enjoying the some what community lead entertainment and tasty but pricey food. Snap happy as always here some pics from a very fun sunday… (more…)


n-dubz + crop circles = ?

Trying to understand the logic behind the latest crop circle whilst at my sisters with N-Dubz playing in the background (on the radio) equalled a very confused Jenna. It was the complete oppositeness of text i was reading to tex i could hear spoken that proved all to much for my fragile little mind. Heres an example…. (more…)


reason number 2

Berlin two months lets do it, another amazing inspiration to go German…their adverts are better!


take me or leave me

“I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.”
- Marilyn Monroe

lyrically speaking

Ok so me and Engine-Earz are going head to head on AIM with a dnb video clash…we’re trying to make each other fall of our studio chairs laughing. So far this is taking the biscuit and inciting ROFLCOPTERs!


reason number 1

Im off to live in Berlin for two months at the end of summer. I have been threatening to move to Germany since a lying yellow belly put the thought into my loved up head last year….however i have many more actual reasons than that sorry tale, the above being reason number 1 – reality tv is way cooler in Germany!


not good

I dunno whether to laugh or cry at this photo..i mean its awfully sad on so many levels. The stance, the outfit, the shoes, the fact that no one moved her from the side of the stage, the fact that she looks like shes there alone….this is no good. Back to Black was one of the most amazing albums by a female singer songwriter since the Miseducation of Lauryn Hill, Amy is an astonishing artist so why does her record label, family and so called friends allow this foolishness to happen?


dj beef is sooooo funny!

LMFAO

Ok im not taking sides in the inane twitter/facebook beef (lmao) going on between Rusko & Deadmau culminating in this quite graphic picture. I not really interested in who said what or why or whose better etc im just pissing myself laughing at this poster! The artistry of producer beef is somewhat classier to that of mc beef im thinking…im also thinking that this post is sounding like the beef section of a chinese take away menu. Its also highly amusing how not being able to smoke weed backstage has escalated into a fully public diss match not to far form the release of someones new album….ill say no more and watch from the sidelines ;)


when i lived alone….

I would often do the house work in my under wear,  colour matched headscarf & heels. This must be the reason my house is a mess since Nick moved in…. ;P


hurt less out today!!


Me and the Brighton Boys on collab number two is out today…Hurt Less has a massive selection of remixes from Hot City, Reso & Riskotheque so go get in where you fit in and cop dat innit!


thank you annie :)


Just managed to catch Annie Macs show from 9th July before it dissapeared from the BBC system this weekend, gotta say a really big thank you for such lovely chat on the Netsky track also heard Funkbutcher vs Btch Pls ‘Rob ya for ya shoes’, Mac ya LARGE!


BP & the coffee spill

Spent last night with the Riot Jazz lads watching them organize their uber experience at this years Kendal Calling , in between watching them work and eating pizza they showed me some funny ass videos…this is the first :)


snoop in manc

snoop at Rock Corps

Seriously he was and thats got nothing to do with the fact i wasnt at Glasto…more do to with the fact he didnt bring TT onstage, actually did more of his own tunes rather than other peoples and was wearing a Man United football shirt…..there was a few moments at Thursday Rockcorps concert where me and Sam were not feeling it at all (Akon track, random Euro pop freestyle) but regardless Snoop Dizzle was the shizzle for rizzle the complete bomb bizzle my nizzle. Also im giving myself props for wearing my original Snoop T from the Doggystyle era and standing out like a sore thumb, beeyatch you better recognize im an OG lmao! Also caught  Vampire Weekend who were bloody brilliant very happy clappy low down snare playing slappy, drummer and bass player just a joy to watch making it a dope event all round. Big up the Orange RockCorps crew for all your hard work you soooooo deserved Thursdays knees up, and big shouts to theGiftd & LT for the tickets case you know i never painted no wall! :) Gonna add the few videos i took after the jump but gimmie til end of week innit blud! (more…)


ok im in ;)

Back from as always a lovely time in Reading with Engine-Earz Prash n burn who last night got me well and truely hooked on crop circles. Im not going all Robbie Williams here im just very intrigued with all the facts surrounding these huge pieces of art that appear frequently during the summer months every year… (more…)


ya dam skippy!


A Late night phone call from Alexander Nut means that tonight im off to Amsterdam to play at Strange Fruit, am i excited? Ya dam skippy i am, Jean Claude Van Dam and Yosemite Sam, ill see you in the DampKring  by 6pm ;)


djs stopped me blogging

Kyrstal Klear @ Eurocultured

If you’ve missed me and my random self centered blogging let me first apologise for my absence it wasnt my fault i blame all the djs mentioned in this post. If you havent missed me then what the hell you reading this for? SHOOO! Anyways got a little hectic after last weeks bank holiday, feels like im still catching up with myself after a week of late nights north and south!

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