quite possibly the worst movie i’ve ever seen
‘A day in the life of Sticky Fingaz’ the title totally sucked me in Sticky was by far my fav of the Onyx, what could be more interesting than seeing 2 hours through his eyes. What wasnt on my copy of the film was marketing spiel ‘The Worlds First Hip-Hop Musical” (surely that was MTV’s Carmen ), as i would have known how WRONG my expectations actually were. Now im probably gonna get alot of stick for this (esp from the likes of the Kersal massive ) but i don’t care how innovative or clever you may think it is to rap an entire movie, let me tell you now, its not. In fact i would go as far as to say it could be used as some form of torture cause last night i seriously lost my mind watching 2 hours of NON STOP terrible rapping from some people that should actually know better….
the m*thaf*king gaslamp killer @ hoya hoya!
Yay yay yay and yay again for easter i dont want no chocloate or a day off i want some serious sounds from the one and only Gaslamp Killer, in Manchester (my home town) at Hoya Hoya TONIGHT. At times im happy to be a broke lush of a musician that dont have to get up early cause it means i can rave all night long…much like the last time he was in town for the Hoya lads at my favourite WHP ever! Have a butchers…
gina drewes new collection online ;)
Finally its online the brand new collection from Gina Drewes, blogged about the fabulous weekend in Vienna when the shoot took place and now you get to see (and buy) the finished product, im a little bias but think they look tres disco bird of paradise, i’ve got my eyes shut on alot of them though….paranoid i have ugly eyes, Gina!
daily dose of dog
Seriously im going insane and have vowed the minute i get any spare cash its going straight on a puppy, much like this one to cure the wanting, longing yearning and needing for my own mini bitch 
Luk at him napping, awwwwww dang!
tonight i snub 50 cent
Woken up by a phone call this morning from a certain rapper who will remain nameless offering me box seats to his arena gig in town tonight as long i dont perform at Ballin On A Budget, man some people will try anything to sabotage the only place to be this Thursday evening. Mint Lounge with myself & Zed Bias, Fallacy, DRS’s Album Launch and of course the hosts with the most Broke n £nglish all for just £2, in the words of Curtis ‘ if they can’t do it, homie it cant be done…’ Need more inspiration then check these out….
forget cheeseburgers, i want a hotdog!!!
Look at him all snug in that bun FYI Incase you were thinking of suprising me with a puppy (please please please) be assured i will not do this with him……ehem!
cherry coke, jim henson & alex nut ;)
Midweek mix for your ass, or rather your ears unless of course you can hear with your rectum, which could be the subject of entirely different post…anyhoo music in the mix courtesy of Alex Nut (who is down at Fabric this Friday) these are the sounds and styles he’s feeling right now, in his own words ‘if you like cherry coke and Jim Henson then you will be feeling it too’ Listen.download.enjoy.share :0)
breaking my slovakian virginty…
This weekend im going to Slovakia for the first time ever, playing for the Drumatique crew in Bratislavia and rounding up my epic birthday month (yes im still celebrating!). If your local or not you need to get down and witness the fitness that myself, Axiom and the Drumatique DJs will be flexing! Oh and please be gentle with me people its my first time in your wonderful country 
the curious case of my birthday present…
About a month ago i posted a dilema about trainers, in that there weren’t any good ones out in time for my birthday. One person who answered that post offered to send me a present…obviously i was under the impression that it was going to be a pair of trainers (even though as soon as i thought that i knew i was setting myself up) so imagine my surprise (or not) when i opened up the parcel and found this…
its glo time baby
Thank you to Fatima and the Eglo records camp for this little beauty of a video for the track ‘Soul Glo’ taken from the Mindtravelling EP about to drop on the 22nd. Its the right blend of retro and futuristic funk to feel so now and forever if you can dig! Watch.Nod.Like.Love.Support and let your Slo Glo!
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another amazing night ;)
If you read this blog often you’ll know im a big massive huge fan of Buenos Aires premiere dnb night +160 and its legendary promoter/DJ Bad Boy Orange . Can honestly say one of my favourite places in the world to play alongside W10′s Danny Wheeler of course, the vibe, the people, the club, the city are simply cosmic Heres a little sample of our second trip down to BA in Dec 2009 courtesy of D-ART and featuring VJ-Gi. Thanks so much to the Bad Boy for the link to this it makes me smile remembering such a good time
the riot jazz i missed :(
So thanks to a dodgy kebab i ended up with my head down a toilet on Riot Jazz ‘s 2nd Birthday bash featuring the awesome Buraka Som Sistema, United Vibrations, Broke’n £nglish, MC Chunky and of course The Riot Jazz Brass Band . I really didnt need this beautiful video by Dr Treehorn to highlight what a dope event i missed, watch if you weren’t there at your peril
If you like it then you shoulda put a stick in it
This week on Twitter there has been some serious feminine appreciation, you could even say gyal crushing after becoming distantly aquainted with an LA based chica named Creation Cave after a very helpful tweet about fashion, we #ff’d each other and now im giving her some blog love for her brand new dopely titled Lovesicles blog all about her love for, you guessed it, popsicles. As the blog tagline reads: ‘If you like it then you shoulda put a stick in it!’ need i say more? Read.bookmark.crush but remember i seen her first!
epic footballer FAIL!
I cant even acronym how much im laughing right now. I just wish i had of recorded last night. First time in a while that i’ve been approached in a club by a guy and just my f**king luck that it was a footballer. His opening line ‘Im from London i play football, im in Manchester for the weekend and there’s no brownings...’ BROWNINGS!! lmfao are we in high school? did he actually say that! Not the end of it by far i think in the space of 10minutes he told me he was a footballer over 30 times….unfortunately he apparently plays/played for City…IM A UNITED FAN, double FAIL BRO! Of course not being a bitch i entertained him for a few drinks and then he started stepping in my space dirty dancing style…TRIPLE FAIL…after politely telling him to take his hands off me..ladies you know what came next…’Oh yous a fiesty one i like that!‘ QUADRUPLE FAIL! Im not feisty i have self respect i.e. this is my body you cant touch it with your potential rapist hands even if you are buying us all champagne which we never asked for but you think will impress us and by the way tasted like crap thanks to his incompetent pouring of the delicate fizz! The nails were already firmly hammered in the coffin at the get go however he decided to chain it shut and throw it into the ocean attached to Audi sized lumps of concrete with the question…’so do you like white guys, black guys, asians? Cause i love the brownings….‘ FAIL TO THE POWER OF 5 i told him i like Mongolians, they really get me off…he replied, i shit you not with ‘what you’ve slept with a disabled person..your a freak!‘ F**K ME SIDEWAYS how can you be that f**king stupid!? The crowning moment of the evening though was when he told me and the girl crew to google him (yawn) the first thing that pops up is a wikipedia entry about him blackmailing another footballer over a sex tape that he made! Pure class and evidently perfect material for the England squad….natch.
raving in ravensburg
Ok i’ve definately got the date right on this one (its been one of those weeks!) this weekend im in a place i’ve never been before and if your from where im gonna be it would be lovely if you came down and made me feel at home! Ravensburg massive (or not so massive not sure how big the town is!) and the rest of the south Germany crew cant wait to see ya front and centre!!!
we not live in manchester tonight
Its one of the best value for money nights in Manchester, offering the toppa top local talent and serving up some nice drink promotions and giveaways all for £2!! Plus next Thursday (blush) come watch me and the Bizzle, thats Zed B-Line Bias represent for the Broke n £nglish Squad at Mint Lounge in just under 7 days and 8 hours time….see you there
finally no dicks!
This has to be the funniest chat roulette video, thanks to @andrea3k for the tweet on this, Merton is the Piano freestyle champion watch.learn.laugh!
unnecessary epicness
Q – How much are virgin paying Beyonce and Gaga to promote their communication devices?
A – Enough for them to release 2 singles subliminally (NOT) mentioning their product and create this epic video featuring you guessed it a close-up of a virgin mobile (again!). (more…)
get ready for the weekend!
In a hardcore/rave/jungle stylee with this mix by the incredibly talented and very undersung hero of many a things and master of Ableton that is Johnny Miller. I honestly have listened to it more times than 10 thanks to a few late night session last week ehem! Enjoy (more…)
saturday in manchester
Quality music as standard on a Saturday night in my home town, gonna be catching up with the very talented Dennis Jones at his perfomance in a church some where in Whalley Range then dressing up as some deceased celeb for the very morbidly titled Dead Celeb Disco @ Sex With Robots, for the sofa surfer and Rinse FM DJ Alexander Nut‘s set. (more…)
free the robots x low end theory
Catching up on some podcasts on the train down to London can’t believe i missed Low End Theory X with DJ Nobody and Free The Robots. FTR’s mix is F***ING enjoyable i can tell thee. Im dying to know though the name or creator of the track at 28.34 on this podcast, if anyone can help will be much appreciated 
Download via Itunes or at Low End Theory club where you can also get all of last years mixes for free YAY!
roska x monsta
Aprils nearly here and bringing with it showers, sun (please) and the release of Roskas‘ album ‘Roska’. My brother from another mother Mr Miller showed me the album promo video yesterday created by the incredibly talented Monsta Art, literally comic genius, in fact if you don’t laugh at the birds Squark then i think you might be a bit dead inside.
RIP COREY HAIM
OMG really? Everyones dropping like flies in Hollywood must be something in the water….wait a minute doesn’t everyone drink bottle water over there? Its a conspiracy! OK enough of the jokes one of my all time biggest heartthrobs from being a teenager was found dead of an overdose this morning in his LA home 
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playing with lego
Finally technology catches up with my childhood obsession! Lego Photo for IPhone is free and currently my fav app from the store. (more…)
